pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

lets-have-awkward-sex:

mickjaggerstinytodger:

*gets the urge to delete all my social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods*

you can’t just thoreau your life away like that

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

son that’s it you’re grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd

vvierd:

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i